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Quick Update

Hello Dear Readers,

In the few days since the incident at the Palms Apartments, I have noticed an increased number of “Shhh” graffiti tags around town.  Fascinating!

Also, I have to had to start unplugging my art deco lamp at night because when I wake up in the morning the mystery bulb is always turned on.  Perhaps there is a problem with the wiring, or magic.

I’ll keep you updated.

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